Posted 13 hours ago

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

Posted 13 hours ago

pensacrossing:

What happens when you cut the tree the villager is hiding.

Posted 1 day ago
changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

Posted 1 week ago
biomorphosis:

Baby brown bear.

biomorphosis:

Baby brown bear.

Posted 1 week ago

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

Posted 1 week ago

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

Posted 1 week ago

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

Posted 1 week ago

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Posted 1 week ago

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

(Source: cineraria)

Posted 2 weeks ago

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

so Hange does impressions sometimes to break cheer up Levi

I drew this one for mindxcrash, please enjoy my appalling sense of humour. 

click for better quality <3

Posted 2 weeks ago
cootyxqueen:

Phil Bozeman getting action with his puppy

cootyxqueen:

Phil Bozeman getting action with his puppy

(Source: br000t)